Electing A Guy With Brain Damage – By Brain Damaged Voters
Get out of the way Chip Tsao, you just lost your “crown” to Adam Carolla. It is so amusing to see all this indignation about Adam Carolla “dissing” Manny Pacqiao, the Filipinos, and the Philippines. I was rolling on the floor laughing as Adam rubbed it in.Carolla was effin hilarious! I can already imagine all this false national pride rallying like headless chicken.
He says he doesn’t give blood a week before the fight because it weakens him. I am gonna tell you if that was a white fighter or a black fighter from Atlanta, someone will say “What the Eff are you talking about, just give him your blood”. .. He’s a bloody idiot!
Here’s how you know when your country doesn’t have a lot going for it: When everything is about Manny Pacquiao.”
“Imagine this – what if Ray boom boom Mancini went to the Philippines to fight.. and then all that was all the United States was all about… the Unites States will close down when he would fight,… then when he’d come back here – he’d run for President – then everything will be Boom Boom Mancini mania.”
“Get a fu**in life as a country”
“All you fu**in got is just an illiterate guy who happens to smash other guys in the head better than other people”
“It’s fine to be proud of your countrymen – but that’s it? Get your shit together Philippines – That’s all you got? “
“It pisses me off when other countries just do that whole thing. There’s one guy, he’s 5 foot 6, he’s 147 pounds, and he’s good at punching other guys in the head, and you’re gonna build your entire country around this guy?”
“Really, you want some guy with brain damage running your country? Why don’t you get your sh*t together?”
“What happens when Floyd Mayweather beats him? Does your country go into depression?”
“You don’t build your life around LeBron James or Tiger Woods.”
Adam Carolla, you hit the nail right on the head! Keep ’em coming.
A government of idiots, by idiots, for idiots – it don’t come close to what we have in the Philippines.
Now, I am sure, lots will hit Carolla about the sex tours comment. C’mon people – as if, hindi totooo. Just ask the hotel security guard who is also moonlighting as a bugaw. He’ll take it out his cell phone and show you his “talent pool” – naked pa talaga yung pics!
Then, the next thing they will react to are the chicken bones comment. Well waddya expect, after you give a dumbass comment that you can’t give blood sample, a week or a month before a fight, because it will make you weak – I agree that’s an ignorant comment. C’mon guys – the guy gets hid by punches, he does stick training (hits himself with a Thai stick) – but a blood sample will make him weak? HA HA HA HA HA – santamariajosefa tabanga intawon.
Then the next thing that will be mentioned that it is racist – I don’t know about using the R card – when it is the behavior that’s being singled out – and rightfully so! It’s not like Carolla was saying – they are idiots because they are Filipinos or because they are brown-skinnned. In effect Carolla was saying, hoy pinoy maghunos-dili ka, GISING!!!
That lotsa Filipinos will take such a justification makes other folks think – lots of Filipinos are idiots.. or at the very least ignorant.
Eh ba’t nagagalit yung mga hunghang… Eh kasi… TOTOO.
Kung ayaw nyong bumaho ang lansangan, wag umetsas sa kalye.